An Aggie, A Longhorn, and a Grizzly Bear
An Aggie and a Longhorn were hunting in the Mountains when they looked up the side of the mountain and saw a huge grizzly bear charging toward them. The Longhorn immediately panicked and started screaming; what are we going to do, he's going to kill us, we're going to die.
Meanwhile the Aggie quickly sat down and kicked off his heavy hunting boots and started putting on a pair of Nike running shoes that he had in his backpack.
Seeing this the Longhorn started yelling, you stupid, stupid Aggie, there's no way you can outrun a grizzly bear even with those running shoes.
Getting up the Aggie calmly replied; I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you.