A Hunters Priorities
A group of friends went deer hunting in a public hunting
area. The first evening
they paired off in two's to go hunting. That night one of the hunters returned
alone,
staggering under the weight of a huge 12 point buck.
"Where's John?" the others ask as he got into camp.
"John had a heart attack and he's laying unconscious a couple of miles back up the trail."
"You left John laying out there and carried the deer back!?!"
"A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one is going to
steal John."