Two Longhorns and an Aggie go Hunting

Being an Aggie myself I normally wouldn't put this up,  
But after this years game I guess they have earned the right.

 

There were two Longhorns and an Aggie on a hunting trip.  The aggie had never been hunting before and really didn't know what to do at all.  So after the first mornings hunt when one of the longhorns came in with a trophy buck the aggie was quick to ask him how he found and killed the buck.  The longhorn replied that he hunted until he came upon a set of tracks, he followed the tracks until he found the deer and he shot him.

That evening the aggie again doesn't get anything but the other longhorn comes in with a trophy buck just like his buddy.  The aggie again ask, how did you kill such a good deer?  The longhorn replied, just the same as my buddy, I found a set of tracks and followed them until I saw the deer, and I shot him."

 

   So the aggie goes out to hunt the next morning to try his luck at the same technique the longhorns had used.   When he returned to camp he has a broken arm, a broken leg, his clothes are torn to shreds, and he's bloody from head to toe. The 2 Longhorns asked him what happened, and he said," I followed the tracks just like you said, and BOOM!  I was hit by a train.